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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2770 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4052 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 181 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?