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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6959 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?