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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7464 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7578 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?