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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5677 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?