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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2686 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 179 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?