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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4551 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3990 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?