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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9167 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 60 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 497 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?