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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 886 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
We play favorites in family court – but only if you’re on our side! Women will learn to be less greedy and selfish by working together to build the most epic virtual kingdom ever seen.
Homewreckers beware, if you dare violate the sanctity of monogamy on our server, you’ll be imprisoned for a minimum of 5 years and put on the virtual sex offender list for being a filthy, blocky whore.
Domestic battery? Not on our watch! Women will be punished just as harshly as men, because equality means everyone gets hit with a virtual banhammer.
Slut shaming is back, baby! Get ready to be fined and penalized for your scandalous pixelated behavior.
So join us on our quest to make marriage great again – because why invest in an unworthy woman when you can invest in building a virtual empire with us? Say goodbye to that noise – and hello to a marriage-saving Minecraft adventure!