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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8709 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!