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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9068 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8374 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!