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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3559 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Emeralds Found: | 3463 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!