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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9414 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7469 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!