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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2970 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9635 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
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