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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8056 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 364 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!