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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7884 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 5025 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!