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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8574 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!