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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 646 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 2639 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!