Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8872
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Villages Defended:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	6570
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	243828	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	1613
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	115	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8017
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	314556
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	6146

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Animals Bred:	95	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582