Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Items Found:	5012	Players Killed by Monsters:	6227

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My.SMP

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

crazysadvichcorpXws3.aternos.me:20059

Minecraft Nations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	307	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4741	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Since 2010, Minecraft Nations (MCN) is a Nation/Faction PvP server, witness sieges and wage wars, delve into an economy, and engage in politics and diplomacy.

n.minecraftnations.com

IcicleCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

♦ IcicleCraft ♦ Survival ♦ Towns ♦ McMMO ♦ Hunger Games ♦ PvP ♦ Spleef

At IcicleCraft, the users are all that we care about. We offer you a great community and an active server staff who keep the server running smoothly for our players. Whether you are into building, resource gathering, or PvP, you will find yourself at home in IcicleCraft. We’ve obtained plenty of experience in this field over the years, and have nearly perfected this art. You will also find that our staff is highly experienced and friendly to the IcicleCraft community. We welcome you to our world, the world of IcicleCraft!

Server Specs: • Intel Xeon E3-1245 Quad Core CPU – 3.3 GHz • 32 GB RAM • 180 GB SSD dedicated for Minecraft • 1TB HDD for nightly backups

Notable features: • Friendly community • Mature and experienced admin staff • Active Admins and Moderators so help is always available • High Up-time • Powerful server for lag-free gameplay • Multiple worlds •MobArena • Towns

mc.iciclecraft.net

peanutsmp

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	732328
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

see you there!

play.peanutsmp.fun

Lilfunbuild

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4889	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

mc.lilfunbuild.com

Rosewind

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

mc.rosewind.co.za

Contega RP

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	203
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	5180
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

mc.jcamtech.com:25252

KoxeMc

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Items Found:	7326
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

koxemc.xyz:25000

The Darkfortress

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Dragon Eggs Found:	2187	Potions Brewed:	65

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

server.jpcsupplies.com

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2920	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

78.108.218.69

Asser Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Minecraft.Asser.no

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crops Grown:	2568	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

survicraft.my.pebble.host

EGMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

play

108.60.192.182

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Crops Grown:	6227	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

conivia.apexmc.co:25702

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

dcpvp.net