Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Brand new Minecraft EARTH SMP for Java & Bedrock players! Come play now! Latest minecraft version support, unique features and friendly community.– Both Java and Bedrock – Newest Minecraft Version – Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	197	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

The Snow Den is a Vanilla-friendly, Voicechat-Compatible SMP ran on Paper/Fabric [1.20]. We are a light-RP server, which relies on storytelling and server lore, focused around monuments, libraries, settlements, and towns! As of this July we are starting our 2023 season and would love for you to join! We have a seasoned & growing staff team that helps to foster a safe and comfortable environment for all people. Hope to see you soon <3

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	672	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

AnnwnRP is a roleplay server that strives to foster a unique and high quality roleplay experience. We have: Survival & Creative Economy Roleplay warps Magic 50+ Races Tons of Lore! Arena PVP PVETo check us out, go to annwnrp.com or go on our server at annwnrp.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

# | BlizzardMC Hey there! Looking for an amazing Factions experience? Well, look no further! BlizzardMC is the new upcoming Factions Server for the crossplay competitive scene! > **__Unique Features__** * Custom Base Layouts! * EclipticZone (Darkzone with a twist) * Custom Spawners * Superb Staff Team > __**PvP Features**__* 50+ Custom Enchants * Bosses & GKits * Custom Armor & Weapons with Custom Abilities. * Masks, Pets and Armor Crystals! * Daily KOTHs, Hourly Envoys! # $600 SC Payouts Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/uRnfwe6ZQT Trailer: https://youtu.be/kBJYnQJq4LA

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Farms Harvested:	550
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.