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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	345
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	123

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.