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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

oter SMP

Survival

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrystalCraftMC

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is CrystalCraftMC!

CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MBCraft Factions

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Potions Brewed:	61

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.