Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SMP.Moose

PvP

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Secret Passages Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ShadyCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.