Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

peanutsmp

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

see you there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lilfunbuild

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rosewind

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Contega RP

Roleplay, Survival

Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KoxeMc

Survival

Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Darkfortress

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Asser Server

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EGMC

play

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	158781
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3726
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	6939	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.