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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Farms Harvested:	634
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pigcraft QC

Pigcraft QC is a wonderful server with a rich community. We encourage people of all ages to come and take part in our server, although many of our players are 14+. We are hosted free of charge thanks to our wonderful server owner, which means any and all donations go toward improving the server and community. Donating is entirely optional and it’s easy to upgrade from Guest to Member by posting an introduction on our forums.

We have approx. 40 plugins that make each of our worlds unique, including iConomy 6 for our economy. In addition to our main world, we offer Survival Games so you run, hide, and confront up to 24 of your friends! Members have access to PlotMe Creative and our End world is kept fresh with EndReset so you’ll always have a dragon waiting to hug and/or murder you. Of course, we’re not always so serious – we have Pigasus and DiscoSheep+ to keep the party going!

We sincerely hope you’ll join us at mc.pigcraft.net. Don’t forget to vote for us once you get to our forums – you’ll receive a Diamond in-game when you use your Minecraft username!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ShadowCraft

ShadowCraft is a factions/PVP Server that just started and needs players. We are hosted on a dedicated server with no lag so you can have fun without any interruptions. Our server contains a nice spawn, an admin shop, as well as a user market, mob arena, and many more. Some of those are all still in development but, join and get a head start against the rest! Join now to experience the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.