Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lost Islands

Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

Thank you.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Nogrief, Prison, PvP, Quests, Randomteleport, Ranks, Skyblock, smp, Space, Spaceship, Stardew, Survival

Server IP: play.stardew.netWebsite, Discord, Rules & Store: stardew.net

🧰 Crates & Rewards🪄 Custom Enchants [Soon]☠️ Quests & Dungeons [Soon]🧌 Custom Bosses [Soon]💲 Economy & Shops

🚀 Space Exploration [Sooooon]

Stardew Nework provides a welcoming and enjoyable experience for players looking to engage in survival gameplay.

Our goal is to eventually expand and offer a variety of game modes, including Factions, Skyblock, and more. While we have some additional features to enhance your time on the server, we strive to keep things balanced and not too overwhelming.

Join now and become a part of our community!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Search& Destroy

EyeOfEnder [3200 slots over 32 servers] [PVP] [Fully automatic]

EyeOfEnder is a server host that has had over 250,000 people join! We have 32 server all with 100 slots so you’ll always find an open lobby! We have a random map selector with loot all around the maps! Many different gamemodes with more coming out soon!

Head over to www.eyeofender.com!

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Synergeo

Synergeo is a newly found Australian PvP/Raiding server. We have a friendly community that can also be quite competitive at times. Our server is located in Sydney.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SneakAttackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Great growing vanilla survival server. FREE, privately owned and funded. Awesome and simple. Classic game with simple grief protection (claim area with gold shovel). Stable, fast and not going anywhere!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	2768	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FreeCraft

FreeBuild Survival/PvP/Creative Server 🙂 Something for everyone.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vanilla Dimensions

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CrusaderCraft

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Finally Minecraft

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minevival

Economy

Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.

The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!

Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!

Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.

Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!

If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lo69Craft

We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.

Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.

IP:85.13.203.197

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ores Mined:	2656	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.