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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2492	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7273
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MildSeven FFA Community

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EpriMC

Survival

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Current minigames:[RELEASED20THJULY[RELEASED20THJULY – spliff – hunger games(will be released later) – kit pvp About our plugins: – LWC to protect signs/chests/doors – Own region protections powered by AreaProtect – Logblock is to track players and rollback griefers – Buycraft handles donations ( /donate command) – FloAuction for player ran economy using auction system Ofcourse we got many other cool plugins but they arent so important

Server is completely ran just by donations. To help us pay for the server computer(s) you can donate at http://eprimc.buycraft.net/ .

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.