Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6819	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chilltown | 1.20.2 | MMO Survival | Tree Feller | Professions | Levels | Custom world

Awesome, Community, Griefprevention, Lands, Survival

Welcome to ChillTown!

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal.

Java Edition IP: pmc.Chilltown.eu

Custom World Generation

Seasons with temperature

Custom Mobs

Professions & Levels

Custom Weapons

Land Claiming

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	909

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ProsperCraft Network

This server network will be up for years so no concern about the server owner getting board and closing it.

1.5.1, Skyblock, Freebuild, Plotworld, Mobarena, New, Survival, No Whitelist, PVE, PVP factions and PVP vanilla, Economy, Events, Factions, Swim, Vanilla, Hunger Games!, Creative Free build.

Survival with plugins server-

Swim Server-

Amusement Parks!

Factions PVP Server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TrinityMC

Survival|Creative|Multiverse|MCMMO|GreifProtection

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Indica Cloud

We now support Towny and Mcjobs! We are a survival economy server, and we feature custom terrain and a large map.. We also have our own website with a Dynamic map. Recently added PVP raiding world! Rules: -Be mature -Respect the decisions of staff -No Greifing -The content of this server is for mature audiences, some of which may not be suitable for children. We are a pretty relaxed server, but immaturity will not be tolerated.

Plug Ins: -World Guard -ShopSigns -NetRar -MCMMO – LUCK -CreeperHeal -Dynamic Map -Towny -McJobs

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	1470	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ReziCraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.