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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OmniworldMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

64 Player Vanilla Survival server.

No PvP, No Grief.

Two year old server with well established friendly community. We are looking for new players who are interested in building and community instead of PvP and minigames.

We allow no bad or anti social behavior on our server and remove problem players quickly. Staff will undo any and all griefing done on the server no exceptions, and ban the offending player.

We Use McMMO, Economy, pets, and more.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwiftBees Survival Server

We are a survival/Semi-Vanilla server that keeps a few plugins to ensure no greifing and other problems that can arise. Come join us and have fun! We are a whitelist server so go to the website listed and post on the forum to get whitelisted!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Slabcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

Slabcraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. We specialize in minecraft servers for over 3 years. We offer several servers including…

– Factions Server – KitPVP Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Prison Server

Donate at store.slabcraft.net. We offer one of the the most reliable gaming experiences in minecraft multiplayer. We hope your stay will be one of a kind.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MelonCraft

Welcome to MelonCraft! We offer almost every play style imaginable. Connect with: play.meloncraft.com

Factions Survival

Creative Plots

Survival Games (with custom arenas)

Capture the Flag

Parkour (checkpoint saving)

Spleef (three arenas)

Mobarena (survival rewards)

The Walls (with custom arenas)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

blockjunkies

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Atruly lag free public survival server. 14+ only, as we do not vigilantly police the use of language. Over 45 plugins, iConomy, Lockette and highly customized protection options to harbor a grief free environment. Adult staff focuses on enforcing minecraft etiquette through education rather than heavy handed banning. 50 user integrated Mumble voice chat with in-game positional surround sound.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2197

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JABS Survival Server

Survival

Welcome to JABS Survival Server!

Built and operated by 4 experienced Admins who are looking forward to playing with other Minecraft users.

No griefing is allowed, but PVP is allowed.

Several Donation ranks are available in the server, as well as Ranks to be given to active and deserving players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

IronCraft.BG 24/7

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

OVER 10 MINIGAMES, SURVIVAL WORLD , KITPVP , PVP WORLD , HIDE AND SEEK , PAINTBALL , 24/7 AND MUCH MUCH MORE! JOIN RIGHT NOW – MC.IRONCRAFT.BG:25555

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FjordCraft

Norwegian PVP and Survival server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SheepServer

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SheepServer – Minecraft the way it was intended.

– 100% legit Survival World – Grief proof and cool Creative world – Challenging home-built Adventure map – Awesome Games world with lots of home made redstone powered minigames

All staff members are hand picked from their activity and maturity.

No need to stay here and read though, get online and take a look. There’s no whitelist or requirements to fulfill to be able to start building.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Double Tree

Economy, Survival

Join today! Server ip = doubletreeserver.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HoboNation PvP Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Visit our website at http://www.hobonation.net/ We are cracked so anyone can play, even if you do not have minecraft! We have allot of players playing in the server at all times. We have donation packages you can purchase to help support us and gain some reward. (Located on our website)

Server IP: HoboNation.Net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FlatCreative

Come visit our city! Surprises abound in each city block. Want to build your own mansion? Go outside the city limits in no-mans land and have a blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LazleCraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Animals Bred:	121

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Carbon MC

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour

Create | Combat | Conquer

Carbon Mc is a plot creative and survival factions server like no other. Pushing the envelope in unique entertainment, Carbon offers a truly engaging experience. Inspire and impress others with buildings in creative plots, become a legend and explore the far reaches of the custom factions world, or prove your skill with challenging parkour, and intense PvP arenas.

–Customize Your Permissions–

Carbon MC’s ground-breaking permissions system allows the player to have total control over how they receive their perks by enabling them to buy permissions individually. No longer must a player wait to obtain a special rank, or donate lots of money just to receive powerful permissions. At Carbon MC, all you need is a bit of dedication to become fully equipped for whatever obstacles lay in your path.

–Physical and Virtual Economy–

The economy on Carbon MC is intuitive and flexible. Based entirely on the gold ingot, players can earn gold by mining it in factions, spending time online, completing the parkour, building an exceptional plot, and more. The best part is, your balance is synced among all three servers, so buying permissions is never easier.

Join today! —– IP: carbon.mc.gl —–

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SyroCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Semi-vanilla Survival RPG-like Minecraft Server SyroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few RPG elements added into the mix to spice up the “End Game” of Minecraft while still focusing on the whole survival aspect of the game as well. We also have a creative world for the build-planning folk and for those who just want to mess around with infinite blocks.

We support voting while offline! (After your first login!) meaning you can vote for us, and then claim your vote rewards in-game the next time you log on.

Come join us for some fun and games! We can’t wait to meet you.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	228	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.