Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7863	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SmiteCraft

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Emeraldcraft

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PeopleCraft

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DroughtnutCraft

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MiMinecraft.com

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.