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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1034

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VentruTech

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Welcome to Kraft Kings we are a survival Server with towny & Factions plugins. We have PVP enabled in the wilderness so explore with caution. If you would like to join a Town,Make your own town or stand alone in the wilderness your choice.The KraftKings Server has numerous ways to gain money so come check us out

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	4305
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

• Closed economy (with market & no inflation) • Anti-grief • Towns & nations • Creative plots including WorldEdit •MobArena • SkyWars • Friendly & helpful staff • Active community • 50+ custom plugins • Teamspeak

Stake your claim on part of the sprawling 40k×40k map either on your own or as a citizen of a town. After ranking up a few times you can even make your own town & nation! (Don’t worry, ranking up isn’t hard.) Admins will gladly roll back any griefs should they occur. DigitalForge’s economy is virtually exploit proof. Your digits retain their value over time too, digits (currency) outstanding is capped & inflation is closely monitored. Items are bought & sold on the market. The server also buys certain items, albeit at a discount to the market price. Staff here only have the extra abilities necessary to do their jobs and are players like everyone else. Each staff member has earned their position and new staff are chosen based on merit, not applications. We’re hosted on dedicated hardware with ample capacity & all major services are self hosted in order to optimize performance & player experience. Our active, friendly community is constantly growing & eager to welcome new members; log in and join us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Purplecraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4601
Astral Projections Made:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Havoc In Paradise

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.