Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	73543

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	782
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.