Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	448230	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	1101	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ViperSplit

Hey guys join this server please

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftPimp

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars

Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Realm Adventures

3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCServer

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VirtualCraft

A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9396	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TownyWarCraft

Economy, Parkour, Raiding, Towny

Create or join a town when you join the server! Gear up and prepare for a Minecraft war of a life time! You and your town can start a war with anyone you want at any time and day!

Build your town to be the greatest of all on TWC! Whether you start from the bottom or buy a town from someone who is selling theirs, make it your own and make it known you are the best and you will rule all!

Towns vs. Towns! Nations vs. Nations!

Best thing about TWC? You like just flat out survival? Normal towny? Parkour? THAT IS WHO WE ARE! You can join just to play survival, you can join to create your own town and never go to war! That’s okay! Like Parkour too? We have four of them! The hardest parkours you’ll ever attempt to jump around on!

mc.townywarcraft.com

Join today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BawsPvP

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EthosCraft

EthosCraft is a Towny Survival server with WorldWide PVP! Are you up for the challenge? Build your colony on a brand new world. Work together to survive or go it alone. The choice is yours!

-Towny -McMMO -Auctions -PVP -iConomy -Parkour

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

Play with friends and create your own levitating corner, build the most functional island to earn as much money as possible

or go towards a true Architect and create the most beautiful buildings and the title of Master SkyBLOCKer is waiting for you!

The nice new appearance of the islands will allow you to better start your adventure with our Server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanilla! | No Rules! PVP | 24/7,

Welcome to Survive2Die where you spawn in the world with no rules and danger off raiding and greifing. Run so fast and far you can to not get attacked by others. This server is made to be like if you were playing single player. So hope you have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BrekPvP

A brand new server! BrekPvP has just been started as of today! come and join us on our journey to make a new hit Faction PvP server. The server has a bit of a base set down right now, but we are ever expanding!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)

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Orca Creative has been operated for more than 8 years and has had no world resets!!!

IP & Port for Bedrock Edition: IP: OrcaCreative.tk Port:19132

SynopsisOrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. WorldEdit is available to all members throughout the creative worlds. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

Worlds[Spawn] – Starting world, complete the quick intro to access the rest of the server[FB] – Superflat creative world.[Wild] – Default terrain creative world[Sv] – Generic survival world for… surviving!![A] – Contains fun challenges that you can gain prizes from: zombies, hunger games, deathrun, dueling, parkour and mazes. Also contains PVP arenas[Contest] – A plot world for our semi-frequent contests[SkyB] – SkyBlock world[HSV] – Hardcore survival. Raiding, griefing, and pvp are all allowed.NOTE: Raiding is allowed in the HSV world, not the regular survival world.

Rules[1] No griefing.[2] No harassment.[3] No rude language; we are PG.[4] No offensive buildings. [5] Do not beg for ranks.[6] Do not advertise other servers.[7] Respect the staff and other members. [8] Have Fun! :^)[9] Do not purposefully lag the server.[10] Hacked items are not allowed; this includes items not obtained in normal gameplay.[11] No excessive CAPS or spamming.[12] Starting drama, controversial topics, and hate speech are not allowed.[13] No politics.[14] Do not argue with staff or other members. All rule breaking is interpreted by staff.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HooptiesWorld

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Rankup. Become a Legend.

Similar in nature to Prison servers. The only difference is that instead of unlocking some new /warp area to mine and grief in, you unlock new permissions. From the basics like /msg , /tpa , /warp all the way up to /nick , /book , /ignore , /hat , /fly The higher up the rank ladder you climb. The more Permissions you will get on the server. Do you have what it takes to become a legend and join the ‘Hall of Legends”

We offer: creative, survival , mini-games such as spleef and hide and seek. and also a fun exploration world. The server is well over 3 years old. with a lot of long time players who have been with us for 3 years now.( so that should tell you something about the server)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Royalty Kraft

Ip:173.236.60.84

Medieval Ranks PvE PvP World Features: -Absolutely No Lag -Website (royaltykraft.enjin.com) -30 Slots make this a “just the right size” server -Protection Plugin -Amazing Spawn -Caring and Experienced Staff -No confusing signs, spawn with a server book -A Kits Donation System -Pvp World w/ Leaderboard -Skyblock -Spleef -4 Parkour Maps -A Plugin to record every minute of your playtime

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.