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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MIneShake Network

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	635832

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ServerUnti

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Phoenix Craft

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Equestrian Realm

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Yitzy101s Prison Server

Yitzy101’s Prison Server is a lag-free and friendly PVP enabled prison server. Our server exceeds the boundaries of your average prison server. There’s plenty to do, and a friendly active team of admins & staff who truly care about each individual player. Why not give us a shot? 🙂

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!