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Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlanetCraftation

Survival

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RedstoneCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

RedstoneCraft Gaming is a Server where we give you what YOU want. Want a plugin added? It WILL be added. Got a suggestion, it will be implemented. We are looking for some Staffing, come on and be watched over and if we like your style, and you help people out and are willing to be a great part of our Community, you will be promoted. We ALL here at RedstoneCraft Gaming wish you all a very good stay!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, WorldEdit, McMMO and more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chrisbot

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla PVE/PVP survival server. Server refreshed in August 2017. Chrisbot has been online since 2014.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreativeBlockz

Creative

CreativeBlockz brings the most fun creative experience on Minecraft. However, there are some rules. 1. Have fun! 2. Trolls are not acceptable 3. Traps cannot be made 4. Be friendly and enjoy the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WTCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Serve is totally new but without bugs, it is hosted 24 hours a day, I hope you come in and help us grow, the owners of the serve are Nimatrox, Gasty, _iWeken, I just helped put the post on this page, thank you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

mcMagic

Creative

If you are a fan of Disney and Minecraft, then you have got to see this. McMagic is Minecraft’s most complete to-scale version of the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida. Originally started on the Reddit Creative Servers by our owner, therealduckie, in 2011, this replica of the Walt Disney World Resort features working rides, choreographed shows (including firework shows), all four of the Theme Parks (Animal Kingdom is currently about 60% done), and four of the many Resorts found on site. Beginning in late December, 2013, McMagic is proud to be showcasing CharlesGoldburn’s rendition of Disney Cruise Line’s Disney Dream!!

mcMagic has been around for two years now, and in just that span, we have accomplished a ton as a server, including a panel at Minecon 2013, over 130,000 Guests who have joined the server, 4 parks and resorts as mentioned above, and so much more!!

And for those of you that want to show your building skills, come build on our Creative Server at c.mcmagic.us!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3796	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UniversalCraftMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Growing server with many games and features including Team Deathmatch, PVP, Spleef, Grinder, Shop, Parkour,Death Games, Color Shuffle, Land ready to be claimed and much more to come!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Uniquecraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

The Uniquecraft Network is a world-class network of servers, custom developed by nightcrawler601. We also have a team of highly skilled moderators and developers, aiming to give you the best experience possible. We are hosted by HostForward, and have partnerships with Mine-O-Rama 2014. We currently only have 2 servers – Free OP and Factions – but our development team are hard at work on awesome new minigames – and they will be released when they are finished.

Come and check us out at: play.uniquecraft.eu

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KayCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

New minecraft server looking for coders staff builders and active mature fun players willing to work with me and be loyal

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Roleplay City

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

enjoy minecraft with many plugins and helpful players

Create your Own Company, Big or small. Roleplay, with plugins. the server includes many awesome plugins, such as ucars and chairs meaning you can drive cars and sit on stairs. (stairs require signs or items frames at both ends to work) on minecraft roleplay city you can create your own company big or small using our economy and chestshop plugins. Your business can be anything you can imagine, not just selling items! Transport. to get around you could use train, horse or car. It’s your choice Fight mobs to earn money. you can hang out with the mobs or fight them to earn money, no matter what kind of person you are you can enjoy your time on minecraft roleplay city. Where will you live? you can live anyhwhere, in an apartment, or build your own house, it’s all up to you! Design structures just like the real world. minecraft has unlimited possibilities, combined with many awesome plugins what do you call it then. the main point is you can have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixelmon 2.5.7

Pixelmon, Survival

Join our Pixelmon server that is running 1.6.4 on version 2.5.7 of pixelmon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.