Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	9982	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players Assembly SMP Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Player’s Assembly is a community driven factions, warfare, economy, and RPG server. We’ve been operating since 2012, and have been branded as both ‘Harbor Way’ and ‘AuburnMC’. This server places an emphasis on plugins and datapacks related to technology, warfare, transportation, and general aesthetics. Player’s Assembly also features a working proximity voice chat that allows players to talk to each other in-game while connected to correct Discord channel. A full list of datapcks & plugins are available under the mod list tab. We continuously update all features on the server, including the base MC version, mods, plugins, and any client side addon support.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineVast

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

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Real page: http://minecraftservers.org/server/94500

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZincBox

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZincBox

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ShinraWorld

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

I invite

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Block Worlds

Skyblock

Welcome to BlockWorlds! We are a long running public Minecraft server. Here are a few reasons to join us:

– Still in service after over 10 years. We started in early 2012 and have no plans to quit any time soon. – Talented staff of developers and server admins. We have our own custom plugins and personalized configurations for the various public plugins we use. – Friendly community. Great place to meet and play together with others in a tight knit group. – 100% EULA compliant with a focus on providing the best Minecraft experience possible for players. – Constantly working on improving the server and adding more features.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LegatyCraft

Factions

Welcome to us!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InsaneRaids

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

INSANERAIDS is a Spanish-speaking NON-PREMIUM Factions server that you can raid other Factions and that is why we have made it so that TNT can break any block, including obsidian.

Seeing that these versions of Force 2 are very op, we have decided to make this server with the potion system from version 1.5.2, where the fights were long-lasting and fun.

Top server stuff: Spawners, Lottery, Auctions, PvP, Economy, CustomPlugins, 24/7, Factions

WEB page: http://insaneraids.com

Server IP: pvp.insaneraids.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	665
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MzCraft Server

PvP

MzCraft Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

House Of Bending

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

House Of Bending When on House Of Bending (HoB) you can: Fight in 2 custom arenas (BattleGrounds 1 and 2)! Practice in our custom training arena! Have fun in our Parkours! We have 4 different ones (Easy, Medium, Hard, Extreme)! Participate in our events! One of them is our weekly event: Lord Fights! Play survival (Factions)! Change elements freely, without cooldown! Join our website and discord for maximum experience!

Server ip: houseofbending.com Make sure you join our discord!

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Morningside Minecraft

Creative

Morningside Minecraft Minecraft Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	5854
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.