Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1722	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4636	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

smoke2k server

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Towny

ello and welcome to my minecraft server. We have this server for over 4 years and we recently changed to a new host and a new ip. We have people playing on this server from the start and we managed to become a nice community with a lot of fun events. Right now we are focused on towny + minigames like skywars and blockhunt. We try to have fun events every day to keep the server interesting for everyone. We do events like thewalls, marriages and we hold tournaments where people can win prizes.

I hope you want to join our server and have fun with us.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Craftpvp

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Hello and welcome to Hardcorepvp. A lot of fun and joy awaits you, I hope to see you in the fight. You can build a base, so it’s a server where you can farm and do PVP action. I would be happy if you could visit me on the server. It never gets boring on the server, the server doesn’t lag around, the server is restarted every 12 hours.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.