DisapointCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pea-Powered Sour Brews

beer industry, Belgian-style, brewing innovation, brewing process, brewing techniques, Brews, craft beer, experimental beers, faster brewing, fermentation, flavor profiles, food science, innovative brewing, paper published, pea sugars, PeaPowered, peas, scientists, simpler steps, Sour, sour beer, sugars, unique flavors

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to brew sour beer with peas in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our epic server! Scientists have discovered a faster way to brew sour beer using peas, and we’ve brought that innovation to the virtual world!

Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!

Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!

MinerMc

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	7026
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2256	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

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ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜱᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɴᴄʜ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅꜱ Tᴇᴀᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ

miners.cbu.net:10168

ValoriaSMP

Adventure, Alliance, Challenges, Cities, Events, GREATNESS, History, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Rivals, Secrets, strength, Survival, TEAM, ValoriaSMP, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9447

Welcome to ValoriaSMP – A World of Adventure Awaits!

Step into a realm where you can build, explore, and conquer! In ValoriaSMP, you will forge alliances, create powerful cities, and shape the world around you. Gather resources, uncover hidden secrets, and prove your strength against rivals. – Exciting events and challenges – Team up or compete with others – Build your own legacy – A vast and immersive world

Will you rise to greatness or be lost to history? The journey is yours to take!

Join now and start your adventure!

ValoriaSMP.minecraftserver.nl

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crops Grown:	3089	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Votes:	1833
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ores Mined:	1865
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	573

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Towns Built:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2274	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Star Shards Collected:	161
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3464	Enchantments Applied:	201
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	749
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25