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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5472 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!