DiplomaticaMC: Where virtual politicians rule and even blocks have opinions!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	Click here
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real-life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features a map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, which is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our Discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our Discord server. All are welcome!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply input the server IP, diplomaticamc.com, into your Minecraft client and join the server!
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features. Purchasing rank subscriptions is optional and does not give players unfair advantages.
What is the server’s Discord for?	The Discord server is used for communication, announcements, events, and staying connected with the community.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server and in-game. Be sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive experience for all players.

TableTimeTussle

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Items Found:	8706
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Farms Harvested:	944	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crops Grown:	7560
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	511929	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8383
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Farms Harvested:	382	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3898
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ores Mined:	1533
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Love Letters Sent:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	128	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Votes:	9626	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magic Items Found:	6664

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!