Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Buildings Constructed: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 46

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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