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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7627 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 1480 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
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