DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Farms Harvested:	545
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Star Shards Collected:	244

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	634
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Farms Harvested:	144
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Villages Defended:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	6473	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!