DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Farms Harvested:	229	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Emeralds Found:	302
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	159	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	47109	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2466	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5535	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7376	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.