DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4868	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	85	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Animals Bred:	54
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	942244	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	245	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	74

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!