DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	76	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1848
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9827	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	3068	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4770	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!