DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Void Gems Collected:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	8496	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mines Excavated:	3476	Farms Harvested:	552

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5180
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!