DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4902
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1845
Star Shards Collected:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dimension Hops:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	8594

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3797	Ores Mined:	2420
Buildings Constructed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7046
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	124	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Divine Spears Created:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	344	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4362

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Farms Harvested:	729
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.