DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	7917
Astral Projections Made:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Crops Grown:	2597
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	1871	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4812	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.