DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Emeralds Found:	9210	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7856	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1596
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	1545

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	75585
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4682	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8263	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!